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Posted 20 January 2018 - 09:49 PM

What a morning......

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two
snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans down the street complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are
food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed
because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I
mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ***"

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am blindfolded and
flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble
at this sensitive time.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.


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